FUNNY AFRICA PROVERBS...
1. When hot water quarrels with the flour, it's the cooking stick that always mediate.
2. A monkey that eats grass instead of banana is a goat.
3. Getting married to a girl who weighs more than 80kg is polygamy.
4. When a tsetse fly perches on your balls, it takes great skill not force, to kill it.
5.However much the buttocks are in a hurry,they will always remain at the back.
6. If the throat can swallow a knife the anus must find a way of expelling it.
7. No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam.
8. The man who marries a beautiful wife and a man who plants corn by the roadside have the same problem.
9. The frown on the face of a goat does not prevent it from being taken to the market.
10. No matter how far you urinate, the last drops always falls at your feet.
11. No matter how much weed you smoke you cannot be the MOST HIGH.
12. One who sleeps with an itchy anus wakes up with smelly fingers.
13. He who urinates in a stream must remember his family drinks from the same stream.
14. The cow that is in a hurry to go to America will come back as corned beef.
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